I found this on Shellie's blog, and I'm totally jealous of her 51 comments, so here it goes...
The game is like this:
I ask a question.
The first person to read this post will leave the answer to my question in the comments and then ask a new question.
The next person answers that question and leaves a new question...
And around and around we go.
I'm not talking life-altering, meaning of life questions...Just random musings that pop into your head. Don't be shy. The more personalities that weigh in on these important topics, the better.
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What animal do you most closely resemble and why?
36 comments:
I think that I mostly resemble a squirrel, because I'm little and I always like to be doing things and I nibble my food, okay I don't really.
If you could be a superhero what would your name and power be?
If I could be a superhero, my power would be to take over the minds of my enemies (or children) and make them do whatever I want. Gosh, I wish that were true!
If you could write a book about anything.. what would you write?
A Guide for parent who have a child with cancer. Now that I have an adult voice for my cancer experience I think it would help a lot.
What does your dream house look like?
Sleek and modern with wide windows and a fantastic view.
What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
African or European?
Asphinctersayswhat?
What?
If you had to lose a limb, what would it be?
Thumb. It has recently been pointed out to me that in the future, no one will need them anyway.
What is your biggest pet peeve??
That everybody had defected to Facebook and no longer visits my blog!
What did you want to be when you grew up?
A teacher/actress.
If a man is alone in the woods, with no woman around to nag him, is he still wrong?
Peacente!
No. But if he gets hypothermia and dies, its not my fault, but I warned him and I'll be right the rest of my life.
What is your favorite vacation spot?
Disneyland. I think if it's magic the first time (or you go when you're a kid) it's in your brain/blood forever. Don't you wish you were there right now? (that doesn't count as my question).
What are you doing differently (if anything) because of the change in the economy?
Selling my toenail clippings on the chinchilla food black market.
Would you rather have your bed sheets tucked in tightly while you sleep, or have them out?
Tight. This could explain my natural ability to be able to sleep in a sleeping bag on a campout.
If you had to choose between having a mullet and a mohawk, which one would you choose?
Mullet. Because then I would have a good reason to wear my Members Only jacket.
Thundercats or Transformers?
Sorry, Mom. Amferny must have gotten a hold of that one, given it's objectionable closing line.
Wanna try again?
Mughole.
Thundercats HO-OH!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris does not chuck wood, he roundhouse kicks it in the face.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
What's the biggest snake you've ever handled? (Guess whose suggestion that was?!)
LOL!, Kel, you are too funny.
(That's all I have to say :))
The biggest snake I ever handled was "Jaws", the rosey boa.
How much weight can Wayne's "fum" carry?
Hey! Let's not let our war over on FB carry over here...
But to answer your question... a very small rock.
If Geansie weighed as much as a duck, which can float, like a piece of wood, could we conclude that Geansie IS, indeed, made of wood, and THEREFORE... a witch? >:)
.... no. That seems like a safe answer.
If given a chance to get rid of one most annoying TV/Hollywood star forever, who would it be?
Lame! I know. But, it is late and I am so wiped out.
Fun post Shanana
Brad-gelina.
This one is from my 3 yr old..."Why did the chicken cross the road"
To escape that witch, Bradgelina.
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
(Okay... for those of you who DON'T recognize a Saturday Night Live quote when you hear one, I DID NOT just call my mother-in-law a whore!)
...And back to the question at hand...
What's worse to drink? Nyquil or Window Cleaner?
Shana, did you just call my mother a WHORE?... She ain't a ho no mo...
Window cleaner is tastier.
Emo or Goth?
Neither. They're both freaks.
If Sean Connery called you from your dad's cell phone, what would you say to him?
Shana, you didn't answer the question.
Emo or Goth?
I'm going to ignore Wayne's previous comment because I think you DID answer it.
If Sean Connery called from my dad's cell phone, I would say, "Taylor, ask Dad what a shelf is?"
(Taylor is my little brother who does an AMAZING Sean Connery impersonation.)
If it turned out it was really Sean Connery I would say, "Why the H#!% are you in Idaho talking on my dad's cell phone... and I love your work... could I drop by and get my picture taken with you?"
If you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?
I don't know if you know this yet, Clancy.
But Sean Connery actually DID talk to Shana from her dad's cell phone two nights ago...
BTW, no offense taken for dodging my retarded question. LOL!
Maybe it was Clancy's brother, Taylor calling from Dad's cell phone. The fact that I was on a lot of Nyquil at the time still has me pretty skeptical.
Sorry...
We got off track.
Clancy's question is:
If you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?
Absolutely...morning breath is inevitable.
Opps I was supposed to follow up with a question wasn't I?
Where does belly button lint come from?
From the belly button dryer.
And seriously? Sean Connery called you from your dad's cell phone? Why did you not blog about this? Maybe it happens all the time to you? You and Sean, you're tight? Or is it you and NyQuil that are tight? Maybe it's you and Taylor? I'm so confused....
Sorry Wayne... glad I didn't offend you. Upon re-reading, it did come off as a snub, but it was not intended as one! :) Friends?
I know I've asked 42 questions by now, but those don't count as my question. Here's my ?
What do they call a French kiss in France?
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