Husband Tag

Angie, my sister in law and amazing cinnamon roll baker extraordinaire, gave me this tag to complete all about the Wayneman. When first tagged, he stipulated that I was only to post it after he had a chance to review it first.

Pshsht. Right. He should know me better than that!

So after I refused to do it under such conditions, he promptly changed his tactics by saying in his best sarcasm, "If you don't do it, then you don't love me enough." Well, Wayno, since you put it that way... Here ya go!

Wayne's 5 favorite things that he loves:
1. His devoted and loyal eternal companion... The X-box 360.
2. His OTHER wife... Me.
3. Da Boys.
4. Goth-sounding Vampire club music (BTW, the picture is photoshopped... His music is freakish, but I assure you there is no one LESS freakish than Wayne.)
5. Arrested Development, The Office, and Flight of the Conchords


5 things on his to-do list:
(Now, I'm not sure how to answer this one, because I have a list for him to-do... and then HE has a list to-do... And ne'er the twain shall meet. So we'll go with HIS list.)
1. Get the exploding dishwasher fixed
2. Fix the horribly temperamental television
3. Help the boys with their homework
4. Move out of L.A. the second my residency is over
5. Watch Flight of the Conchords with me tonight.

5 snacks he loves:
1. Whole wheat bagels with light cream cheese
2. Mountain Dew
3. Peanut butter and JAM sandwiches (never jelly)
4. Whatever somebody didn't get around to eating and is saving for the perfect moment of edible satisfaction
5. Anything that I have fixed for myself (It's really kind of crazy how ANYTHING I have going into my mouth suddenly becomes an insatiable craving for him... scrambled eggs, popcorn, water...).

5 facts you may not know:
1. Did research during undergrad to determine if smell affected taste perception and fed a bunch of unsuspecting college students baby food.
2. Was born with funky little thumb on his left hand that we call his "fumb" or "monkey paw." When I first met him, I thought it was a little toe attached to his palm. (Picture to the left shows Wayne's fumb next to his starfish-soulmate's fumb at Sea World.)
3. Was completely set up for psychological trauma by his mother, who called him "Weeworthy" and "Pervival" and "Peevis" as a child. Somehow he managed to recover.
4. Has an amazing ability to draw people, particularly men. I am always in awe when he draws some ridiculously good looking dude with chiseled abs and stunning features.
5. Has a picture of himself that looks kind of like this one on his passport (Wayne is on the right), despite the First Presidency's admonition to have a "missionary haircut" displayed on said passport to go on his mission to Japan.

5 places he has lived:
1. Hawaii
2. Carlsbad, CA
3. Cobb Mountain, CA
4. Various places in Japan
5. Santa Monica, CA (much to his chagrin)



5 quirky things about him:
1. Loves obscure sports (by the American standard) like Soccer, Hockey, Lacrosse... Dodgeball maybe?
2. Smacks his food like a basset hound when he eats. He says this is because he has such luscious lips and they (his lips) can't help it.
3. Channels his late father's demeanor whenever he is in L.A. traffic...
and all that that implies.
4. Works really hard at creating the perfect avatar for his blog. Consequently, I found about 30 pictures of him from the angle of his strikingly handsome chin one day, and I realized he had taken them all himself.
5. Reads a plethora of information from books, magazines, online, etc. and is a veritable encyclopedia of history and sports, but cannot, no matter how hard he tries, finish a book.

I sure love that quirky man of mine!!!!


5 people I tag:
1. Amy
2. Christine
3. Tracy
4. Christina
5. Annette