It all began innocently enough. The company rep (a very attractive woman in her late twenties) realized she had forgotten her laptop, which had her entire spiel on its hard drive. She excused herself to run to her car while we got situated and began to eat our lunches. A few moments later, she reentered the room, huffing and puffing.
"Whew! That seemed like it was long! ... That was a LONG, LONG run," she panted. "Does anybody mind if I take my coat off while I recover?" 
A few enthusiastic nods from the males in the room... To which she responded in a manner that did not disappoint. Off came the grey pinstripe business suit coat. Beneath: a flesh colored cami and a pair of very perky high beams... BRALESS high beams. "Wow! I just cannot cool off! I am so hot right now!"
The tongues lolling out of their heads could have been mistaken for enthusiasm over their sandwiches, but it was pretty obvious that it was NOT the turkey cold cuts that were directing the guys' attention in the room.
The attending doctor turns to our chief resident and says, "I need to come to these lunch-and-learns more often! They're great! When did we start getting strippers for these things?"
As the presentation went on, her sales pitch was met with rapt attention from her many admirers. To finish things off, she informed us of one of the new features of the improved electric toothbrush she was pedaling. "Notice how nicely this one vibrates compared to the old one? See how this one is so much more vigorous than the other." Now she is holding up the twelve inch long vigorously vibrating hardware to give us an adequate visual. It continues to vigorously vibrate as she exclaims, "OH! And I almost forgot! These things are hermetically sealed! If you need to save yourself some time, you can just take this in the shower with you and do your thing in there!"
Super.
21 comments:
HILARIOUS~~
love the title..."that's what she said" gets me EVERY time. i am totally mature like that!
Never wanted to do a residency... until now. Thanks for the info
LOVE IT!
I seriously was crying reading this. I don't know why.
I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that its 5am
Oh goodness. You had me as "that's what she said."
OH MY!! Ummm...WOW! =)
OH. MY. GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!
Wow. I'll bet she gets a great commission.
Yay for dental residencies!
Oh, and call me a skeptic, but she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
she totally knew what she was doing!
i am not showing this one to jordon, he might apply to a residency program. :)
Pure entertainment, as always!! I'm cracking up over here.
What? Doesn't everyone do their thing in the shower with their toothbrush? Like, I don't get it.
I bet she sold LOTS & LOTS of those "thingys!"
Still laughing.
creepy. I bet she planned it all!
Ahha! The old "forgot her laptop and had to take off her jacket" ploy.
I'll bet she makes a lot of sales!
HI-larious!!!!
Who knew dentistry could be so much fun?
Shanna, what's your new email. I've wanna chat with you about UCLA. drewsky
By the way... I'm being serious, no it has nothing to do with your post you perv. drewsky
Are you in dental school or porn school?!
(Oh, btw, "that's what she said" is MY line!)
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Oh Boy.
LOL. I'm guessing she made the sale or do the men need a follow-up meeting? Wow, poor girl, I'd have stopped her right there and asked her to leave or paid her two dollars and she might have gotten the hint. Who knows, you're in LA now baby!
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