The Ultimate Movie Smackdown and Glorious Givaway

On Diana's blog (Wayne's sister), she has recently posted a movie quote challenge. Most of my readers are probably not privy to her blog because she's one of those private folks, but let me assure you that you are missing out. She's quite funny. But these days, she pukes a lot, so she has resorted to lists of movie quotes, challenging those of us privilaged enough to partake of her wit and cynicism in a battle of cinematic knowledge. So I'm vollowing in her vootshteps! (..any guesses which movie inspired that line?)

Here are movie quotes that float around the Van Cleave house on a pretty regular basis. See if you can guess from whence they came.

When you have given it your best shot (AND NO CHEATING ONLINE!!!!), email me your answers, and the person with the most correct will get *drum roll* a new toothbrush, xylitol gum, and some floss! Yay! Maybe I'll even throw in one of those crap-a-dellic toys we give out to the good kids at work... Maybe even a sticker. Bottom line: the winner will have fresh breath AND be able to boast a superior knowledge of some of my favorite movies!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will terminate at midnight on MONDAY (Extended time, since only THREE people have submitted thus far!!!!). This message will self destruct in 10 seconds...

Good luck! Email answers to nokandy@gmail.com .

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1. I’m sorry. I don’t speak Monkey.
2. What's the dealio, yo?
3. You've got me? Who's got you?
4. That's how I roll.
5. Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
6. He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is - Alright I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, alright I'll go.
7. I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
8. Boy: Uhhh you have some lutefisk in your hair.
Girl: Lutefisk - well must be Wednesday, then
9. Pull out (name)! You can't do any more good back there!
10. Baptism! You two're just dumber'n a bag of hammers.
11. Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!
12. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
13. Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
14. A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
15. What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
16. Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
17. Do the chickens have large talons?
18. For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
19. Look, dude. It's those two totally gay Nordic dudes at 10 o'clock!
20. Would monsieur care for a wafer thin mint?
21. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
22. It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
23. You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up!
24. Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. … Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
25. It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
26. So you see, (name)... Now you see that evil will always triumph over good because GOOD IS DUMB!
27. SEDA-GIVE?
28. I have a special purpose!
29. What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
30. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
31. Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!
32. Lady: He likes to butt things... with his head. Man: How proud you must be.
33. Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
34. I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
35. My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
36. Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
37. Here. It's all right here in my noodle. The rest is just scribbling. Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling.
38. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
39. ...baby step onto the elevator... baby step into the elevator... I'm *in* the elevator.
40. Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.
41. I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
42. I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
43. The sheriff's a Ni---(GONG!)
44. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
45. This town needs an enema!
46. Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks.
47. I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
48. Boy 1: By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Boy 2: Ceremonial.
49. Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
50. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door?