Thursday, May 15, 2008

What is in your head? (UPDATED)

I am in posession of some pretty hillarious pictures of friends and family (not all taken by me, I must admit). I challenged my very funny and talented audience, to come up with ingenious captions to go along with them. If you are one of the poor saps to be featured in one of these pictures, TOO BAD!!!

Here are the best captions that were received and who came up with them:

<<<1>>>
"Don't mess with the Zohan!" --Wayne (If you haven't seen the previews for this movie, you won't laugh at this quote. If you have seen them, and you agree that my brother-in-law has some Adam Sandleresque qualities, this caption is quite humorous)
<<<2>>>

"Kids, get Mama's plastic stripper shoes out of the Lego box!" --Kelly (also one of the featured subjects of this particular picture)
<<<3>>> "Rock-y Roa-d???"--Diana

<<<4>>> "When parents over-swaddle. Next time on Dr. Phil." --Kelly

<<<5>>> "Many studies show that twins, when separated at birth, still acquire similar tastes in apparel as adults... But these must be fraternal." --Wayne

<<<6>>>

"We're getting the band back together man!" --Diana

<<<7>>>

"I couldn’t hold it Mom." --Gina (BTW... Just to save Hayden any embarrassment, 'twas the sea that caused this mess on his pants.)
<<<8>>> "They told me catnip was a gateway drug, but I just didn't believe them..." --Kelly

<<<9>>> "All we are is dust in the wind... dude."--Wayne (A little tidbit here: Most of the captions seemed to center around the idea that it appeared I was breaking into song. I was, however, swatting a bug at the time this picture was taken.)

<<<10>>>
"Blind Date" --Gina

<<<11>>>

"After being raised by wolves, the brothers eat they're first meal among us." --Wayne

<<<12>>>

"Christmas? I thought you said Ramadan!"--Rhonda

19 comments:

Wayneman said...

1. "Don't mess with the Zohan!"

Rhonda said...

My daughter Susie quickly saw these pics before running off to a sleepover...she says: dont do that until I come home tomorrow.

So, stay tuned!

Kelly said...

#1 Boogie fever (ba bum ba bum ba da da dum) I got to boogie down...

#2 Kids, get Mama's plastic stripper shoes out of the Lego box!

#3 He's the smart one. We're very proud.

#$ When parents over-swaddle. Next time on Dr. Phil.

#5 We didn't plan it, but don't we look wicked cool wearing matching shirts?

#6 80's hair rules!

#7 Um...Mom?

#8 They told me catnip was a gateway drug, but I just didn't believe them...

#9 Look! It's Glinda the Good Witch!

#10 It may be a bad hair day, Jeanette, but come on!

Shanana said...

It's GA-linda. The GA is not yet silent.

Kelly said...

Riiight.

Where DO you get the faux-motivational posters?!?!

Kelly said...

Oh, and I like to new layout. The color contrast is easier for some of us blinder folks to read!

Shanana said...

Just type in "unmotivational posters" in Google, and you will be provided a plethora of good fun.

Shanana said...

P.S. I can't believe Kelly and Wayne are the only ones able to come up with a few doozies on these comedic classics. I know many of you to ridicule so much less. Let's hear it!

Di said...

Okay here goes, although I highly doubt I can out-mock Wayne and Kelly...

1- It's Meatloaf Night!!!
2- "We don't need no f-ing name tags!"
3- "Rock-y Roa-d???"
5- "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!"
6- "We're getting the band back together man!"
8-Will piss on sofa for food.
12- "Now my young Skywalker, you will die!"

Di said...

BTW- I love the new template! You will have to carefully explain to me how you did it.

Shanana said...

Wayne and I actually came up with the SAME quote for #12!!! Scary how much we think alike.

As for the new template, go to this website and read the instructions on the sidebar after you have chosen one of the designs on the blog:

http://cutestblogontheblock.blogspot.com/

Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Ok. Here are my thoughts...
1." I got the beat!"
2."We fell in love at birth."
3."I can feel my brain!"
4. M.C. Hammer's grandson. "It's Hammer time, you can't touch this!"
5."Viva Las Vegas!"
6."Viva, Los Bobo's"
7."I couldn’t hold it Mom."
8."Stupid humans..."
9."The hills are alive..."
10. Blind Date
11."Mama's little piggy!"
12. The Emperor's wife.

Di said...

Hey Shana, I am wondering- are those your pearly-whites? No offense intended, but everytime I see that picture I flash back to the Mouth of Sauron. And yes, I know I'm a geek.

Wayneman said...

Shana, speaking of pearly whites, will you PLEASE change your avatar back to what it was!

I mean, I love your teeth... and gums, and... everything, but it's sort of... gross?

So anyways... it kinda creeps me... out?

Natalie N said...

OH Shanna, I wish I were more creative! All of these chots are so funny! I'm still laughing at whoever wrote: "11. Mama's little piggy!" HA HA!
I'll have to show these to Tyler; he's got more creative genes than me!

Rhonda said...

Hey, about the teeth... my as well enjoy them while you have them, right? Creepy or not, looks as though you have earned that smile.lol

So, picture #12? The last one... "Christmas? I thought you said Ramadan!"

Wayneman said...

LOL. Love the "Ramadan" caption.

Shanana said...

Yes Di. Those were my teeth. Is this better, Wayne? How 'bout them pearly whites?

Wayneman said...

10. "You know, with that bag over your head, I can deal..."

11. After being raised by wolves, the brothers eat they're first meal among us.

6. Who's the punk sitting next to my wife?

2. "Kelly, I have a confession to make... Remember when you dated me in high school?" (sorry to those who don't get it, this is an inside joke).

7. It's a bit disconcerting when your child doesn't even know when he's wearing pants.

8. "A water bottle. Who the flip gave me a water bottle? Do you see any opposable thumbs? Anyone... anyone?"

9. "All we are is dust in the wind... dude."

3. Nathan, I'm not your father.

5. Many studies show that twins, when separated at birth, still acquire similar tastes in apparel as adults... But these must be fraternal.

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