The Whole Boring Month With One Almost Exciting Highlight

This blog has been D.O.A. for the past month. And I'll bet you thought, "Gee. Shana is usually so faithful about these things! She must have had a REALLY exciting month that kept her from dutifully blogging!"

*insert obnoxious buzzer noise here*

WRONG!!!

There has been lots going on, but nothing exciting. Basically, it just boils down to lots of work, the Primary program, and wading through 200 applications for prospective pedo residents...

Oh yeah... and a Halloween-slash-birthday, wherein I have magically maintained my chronic age of 29.

Oh yeah, and Wayne said Bono was in the DMV on the day I was renewing my driver's license (but didn't point him out to me because he was afraid I would totally freak out in the DMV. AS IF...!!!)

So, since I have nothing of value to offer the blogging world as of now, I pose this very important question to you--my 3 loyal readers of this blog:

If you were in the DMV (the most boringest place in the whole wide world), and in walks your spouse's most favoritest celebrity in the whole wide world (...well, maybe Larry Mullen Jr. is a little more favoriter, but that's beside the point...), and you know she has been lusting, I mean admiring this celebrity since she was 11 years old, and you know she is having a crappy week because she has to work for 12 days straight and this is, like, day 5 of that span of time... Would you point said celebrity out? Would you do it in spite of a possible scene involving high pitched squealing and jumping up and down, which would inevitably become obvious to the 100 or so people in the DMV because the mood there is very Shaun-of-the-Dead zombie-esque and squealing with delight is kind of the antithesis of the typical DMV ambiance?

If you answered "Helz NO! I wouldn't allow my spouse to make such a dang fool of herself just to say she saw Bono at the DMV!" ...then we are no longer friends.

If you answered, "Shiz YAH! That's the most exciting thing that could ever happen at the DMV! Not to mention Bono would have been even more excited than when he won the Nobel Peace Prize to have some random housewife fawning over him while he stands in Line 14-F to get fingerprinted and photographed!" ...then you can still be my friend.

Wayne is going to suffer for this one for a loooooong time.