- Eat Menudo. I don't know what's grosser... That there exists a spicy soup made of poop organs or that somebody named a pop band after it. (They should call it "Poop Pop.")
- Pick up a banana slug with my bare hands... Though, if you think about it, they would probably just feel like somebody's mouth (but I use gloves for that.)
- Give anybody a foot massage... Not EVER in a million years (sorry, Wayne.)
- Watch any of the following movies again: "The Perfect Storm," "A.I.," "Cold Mountain," or "The Invisible." (That's about 10 hours of my life completely wasted.)
- Go on any game show which would require me to have any sort of insect or arachnid crawl on me. (Especially cockroaches.)
- Kiss any of my old boyfriends again. (And I'm not saying that just to make Wayne happy.)
- Dissect a human cadaver and extract boogers from the sinus cavities... Oh wait! I've already done that one! (One of the nastiest days of my life, I tell ya.)
- Douche mice... Hey! I've done that one too! (It was all in the name of science, rest assured.)
- Wallpaper any room in my house with little pink roses. (Perhaps it's a phobia brought on by my decor as a youth.)
- Go to school for another 10 years. (MAN! I am getting trunky!)
What would you resist doing no matter what?
4 comments:
Holy crap what a list... I would watch AI... even though it is CREEPY. and no to all the other ones too... YUCK. YUCK YUCK. Science is gross.
I couldn't let cockroaches climb on me either, or play with snakes or jump out of a plane (unless it was going down). I don't think I could ever watch Mars Attacks again.
that cadaver booger has probably the grossest thing I've ever thought about.
you couldn't pay me enough to
watch any matrix movie
play world of warcraft
eat shrimp
watch jon and kate plus 8
jump off the high dive
Seriously... number 8 sounds like the worst. That list is crazy!
Hang in there--I can't believe you are so close to being done!
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