If you are breaking into my apartment and you happen to wander into my home while I'm sleepwalking...
Particularly on a night when I'm wielding a clothes iron
to attack you...
to attack you...
You might wind up with your face looking like this:
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I love your sleepwalking stories Shana! But I might have a hard time sleeping if I ever stayed the night at your house, especially if it's anywhere near the iron....
HOLY CRAP?! Did that really happen... I really can't telll =/ Sleep walking is a very serious problem... as we can all tell now....I wish I sleepwalked but cleaned while I was doing... HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE!?! You did get a head start on the laundry so that does count for something! xoxoxo
Indeed, that DID actually happen (check out the link on "I think I have a problem" and you'll see to what extent my little nighttime adventures can take me. And, yes, sometimes I "clean" in my sleep, but that just means I move stuff around and put it in the wrong place. Then in the morning, everything is like a scavenger hunt. Wayne has gotten to the point where anytime I stir, he tells me to go back to bed.
Okay, Shana.
It's all very funny until the night you confuse 'Your's Truly' for an intruder.
An iron to the face will severely compromise my looks...
ah, you must be stressed out that so many patients come in with wrinkled clothes?! you're taking your work home with you, stop that!
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