Another Tag-o-rama

Diana tagged me. I wish her blog wasn't private. She is a very funny writer, and (I have recently confirmed) a very anal retentive housekeeper. With this tag, you are supposed to take pictures of things as they are RIGHT NOW. No cheating. No Molly Mormon "Oh dang it, I don't have the scriptures laying out on the bed in a conspicuous place, so I'll just set it next to the flower arrangement after I dust and then take the picture." Nope. As is! So here's me:

1. My kitchen sink as it is:Just kidding. But can you imagine if somebody's kitchen DID look like this? Do you think they'd actually post it like that? Or would they frantically scurry around shoving pots and pans in the oven just to take the Better Homes and Garden shot? And then, when they'd ask people to come over for dinner, their friends would flash back to the picture, there would be an awkward pause, and the friend would say something like, "Uuuuh. I have a thing to go to. Sorry. I can't make it tonight. Maybe some other time."

Here's the real me:

2. My toilet as it is: (Okay. I flipped down the corner on one of the bath mats. I guess that was cheating.)

3. My laundry room as is:

(sorry folks... Don't have one of my own)

4. My fridge as is:

5. Wayne as is:

(Dude, I am SO DEAD when he finds this one! Can you say Al Bundy?)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

6. The Kids:

Hayden as is ("The Microsoft X-Box: Proud contributor to obesity and killer of brain cells since 2001"):

Nathan as is (Just walked in the door before I was ready to post):

7. My favorite shoes (Not for comfort, mind you):8. My favorite room:

9. My closet as is: (Not organized by fabric content as it once was) 10. Me right now:

I now tag Amy (even though nobody looks at her blog, but really should because her kid is one of the cutest little dudes on the planet) ;-), Katie Bybee, and Anna.